Sheldon: I made tea.
Leonard: I don’t want tea.
Sheldon: I didn’t make you tea, this is my tea.
Leonard: Then why did you tell me?
Sheldon: It’s a conversation starter.
Leonard: That’s a horrible conversation starter.
Sheldon: Oh is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate.
Me: Oh Sheldon, you are crazy.
Sheldon: I’m not crazy, my mother had me tested!
